Penguin 1
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Da
Pengoons

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Meet da Pengoons
Da Pengoons are not your ordinary penguins. In fact, they are probably the most degenerate, retarded penguins you've ever met. You've been warned.
Penguin 1
Skipper

Bought Slerf in the presale

Shilled his bags to ISIS on tg

Allergic to profit

Flipper

Jerks off to Michael Saylor

Pays his hookers in HarryPotterTrempShibaInu69 coin

Juggling 6 chicks like Huberchad

Penguin 2
Penguin 1
Dipper

Has a thing for Caroline Ellison

Do Kwon's chief financial advisor

Still buying the Luna dip

Ripper

Faded BOME, DOME and LOME in the same day

Tried to buy a real Tuzla.

Got scammed.

Penguin 2
The higher the price, the harder they ape.
The goonz don't give a fuck
"Don't fade, get pade" they say
Anway, the goonz have a plan...
A plan that will make everyone reeech!
They call it "The Plan". Dumb fucking birds.
The Plan
Ripper came up with this plan
Reminder: He is pretty fucking stupid
Penguin 1
Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3
The lads don't agree on many plays.
But they liked this one.
So...
Even Kipper loaded his bags – And he's a real retard.
Quick, grab a bag!
Because we all know what happens to those who fade...
Penguin 1
Chatper 1: Coming soon...